My mother bought a balloon animal/shape kit for me as a joke, but I’m kind of in love with it. She knows I’ll be a child forever. So far, all I can make is sperm. That’s all I really need, right?
Dear Santa,
All I want for Christmas is poo baby!
- Mariah Carey
xoxo
Why is this what I do in my spare time? I can’t even draw. Save me from myself!
Mom, I always knew Santa was a creeper. Merry Christmas.
